I`M AN OBNOXIOUS GLEE BLOGGER XOXO
02
Oct
4:07am
You don’t know everything about me.
I feel like I do. You text me every time you take a dump. I know about the pimple on your nipple, and I’m, like, the holder of your social security card.
(via ;cobie-smulders)
02
Oct
3:25am
02
Oct
2:45am

"You just pulled a bag of pot out of your vagina."

(via ;greendalebeing)
02
Oct
2:03am

nickelbackthatassup:

no emoji in the world can replace the depth of :/

02
Oct
1:22am
02
Oct
12:41am

popularboyfriend:

guy:

*slides you $20* pls stop ignoring me

hey look a $20 bill

01
Oct
11:19pm

msh30:

team i can’t do math for shit but i can write a 3 page english paper in less than an hour 

01
Oct
10:38pm

alieniverson:

oh no a boy doesnt like my apperance whatever will i do